We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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