Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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