wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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