how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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