we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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