How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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