wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
