Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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