ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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