So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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