My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Farmville is her only friend.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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