I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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