Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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