idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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