there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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