rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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