If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
