Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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