I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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