I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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