Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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