Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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