I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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