I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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