Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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