And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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