we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you traded sex for a burrito?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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