I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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