in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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