I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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