you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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