Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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