easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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