We're facebook friends in real life
wrigley field is MILF paradise
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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