4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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