SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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