Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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