i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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