ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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