Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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