Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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