i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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