Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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