I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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