im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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