Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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