Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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