ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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