better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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