I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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