grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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