Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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