she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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