No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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