I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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