I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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