...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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