I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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