it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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